Her lily

I've been busy today earning money to keep her in the manner to which her high maintenance life style demands. To help me along she took the Blip for me. Let me apologise right now for the lowering of the standards but I believe if it gives her a feeling of purpose then it's all been worthwhile. Not that she has no purpose, oh no, not that at all. I mean some days she's absolutely knackered after polishing her nails, lashing the E45 on, straightening the curtains or pluffing the cushions. Poor dear.