Mom's Phone!

My mother has never had or wanted a mobile phone. After dad died, I tried to persuade her to have dad's phone so I could get hold of her easily and if she needed to contact someone when she was out or in trouble, she could. No interest. I told her I'd get a really easy one just to make calls on.
''As long as I don't have to twitter at everyone," she finally said.
Imagine my surprise when I told her I'd got this nice dinky phone and I'd give it to her tomorrow and show her how to use it when she said "Don't forget to show me how to do text messages!"

Scary but delightful! I'm almost dreading the phone bills already, but I'll cope.....