You will get caught....

Despite what people think, cops are not out to "GET" you. We do not target or have time to trump up things to take you to jail. Normal people invite us to "assist" them going to jail with out ANY help at all. Like tonight!!!

My guy that I took this from was riding a bike, after drinking almost ALL 750ML of this nice vodka. Let me back up- he was riding his bike INTO traffic that was headed at him at 45 MPH in the DARK. When I happened to see him get missed by a oncoming car, and fall down I guessed it was a CLUE that he was DRUNK? Ya Think? Very scientific offering= Swerving, falling down, weaving on a 2 wheeled vehicle? Good crime fighting skills on my part...

So I made contact, and he falls over, gets up and falls again...

I had enough of his stand up routine and I cuff him and search him. He has a pipe, rolling papers and what you dont see are bits and parts of marijana cigarettes in his pockets as well. He was three sheets into the wind for sure...
So just know you will get yourself caught. I don't remenber waking today and thinking I am going to search for the brazen drunken bike rider with a pipe and bottle of vodka... No, people invite us to arrest them all on their own.
All in a normal day!



Night all,

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