Maybe I should run for London Mayer?

Confused. Who to vote for?

Boris did give us 'Boris' Bikes'! No wait. wasn't that Ken's idea!?

And Boris has so messed up since he's been in. But then, he also had a lot of cleaning up to do after Ken!

Boris is such a brainless nincompoop though! Mind you, Ken was and still is a misguided nincompoop.

Then, Boris is a likable rogue. Yes, but Ken's a....he's a...Ken, well he is a....? Ken. He's just a sexist tw**!

Oh my god. Who to vote for?...not that the Polling station gave me any inspiration! More like a Prison!