...am slightly relieved:

that I am not the only sh*thead in town today...

But I'm wondering nevertheless on how many stages you can be one.
Nearly everyone is off today due to tomorrow's holiday, therefore everyone last night wasn't in mood for an early night.
Sh*thead for sitting in office while everyone enjoys that warm springday. Sh*thead for sitting there quite dizzy due to a certain uncontrolled amount of cider and beer. Sh*thead because of loosing that bespoken card game. And sh*thead for forgetting my lovage in the pub.
I'll stop thinking about more stages now. At least this chap bears me some company...