'Conclusions'

After 10 minutes in the garden extensive research, I have formulated the following conclusions:

1. That the grass is not always greener on the other side.

2. That although a snail can easily massacre all of your lettuce seedlings in one night, they are deffinately not the sharpest tack in the box.

3. When out in daylight it becomes evident that when your fake tan says 'no streaking, flawless finish', you should translate that immediately to 'obviously patchy and streaky, but only in the areas that everyone will notice - hands, wrists, feet etc!!!!



no snails were hurt in this research, but my body is still streaky!