Alan Carr: Conman.

A conman has been passing himself off as TV's 'Chatty Man' Alan Carr.

His disguise, a paper mask of TV's 'Chatty Man' Alan Carr,
still in it's wrapping isn't fooling many people,
but Ruby Jones a woman who lent him a tenner said:

Oh fuck, I'm such a moron.
My bloody glasses, have I worn those 3d things again?