The Big Budget for Girls.

I remember when I was made redundant about 9 years ago.
It was horrible, there was no security, I was skint.
At one point, I had to empty all my handbags and pockets to find
money to buy stuff. I had a bit of freelance work, but to someone
who is used to a regular salary it was a terrifying experience.

If only I'd had this book then. It would have changed my life.
What a stupid bitch. All I needed to do was to sell a horse.
Fuck, it's so obvious when someone points it out, isn't it?

I still need to be practically forced at gunpoint to walk away from
weird food bargains at the supermarket.