roll out the barrel

I got these two watneys barrels many years ago when I was a pub worker in my teens and for some reason, I just cant bin them.

So I wondered what to blip today, knowing I have sat on my bum all day and not gone out at all, I did get 2 visitors but didnt even think about getting the camera out for them.....lol its not that bad really its just I dont have any idea how to sort out the portrait setting....LEWWWWWWWWIIIIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSS