K is for Blossom

Together with N, which featured a while ago, this could be the start of cut-out-'n'-keep alphabet.

But enough of me, I've decided to give you a chance to ask the questions and, as long as they are about me, I'll answer them...

How was today?
Wet

How did the magic socks do? Wasn't it the 1/4 finals of the Big University 6-a-side footy today?
They worked their inexorable magic.

Referring back to your earlier answer about it being wet today, does that mean that you hatch-backed it in to work today? I imagine that you told the offspring that they couldn't use the cool hatch (where "cool" just implies that it is the opposite of a "hot" hatch, rather than that it is in any way cool) because you would require it yourself - surely only a saint would spend 15 minutes putting up the roof on the sportster just to allow them a measure of automotive freedom?
Well, I think that "saint" is putting it a bit strongly - let's agree on "martyr".

We have taken enough of your valuable time.. Might we just say that it has been an honour?
You might.