The one, the only, TUM!

Hello Readers of Paul ' Mankey ' Webbs Blip Journal!

My name is Tom Whitehouse but I am known to many people simply as Tum. Paul has mentioned me a couple of times on here but for those of you who don't know me, Paul may have referred to me as his mate who drunkenly went back to the wrong house (if you don't know that story, ask Paul. He loves to tell people).

I've known Paul since school when we both tried out for the school cheerleading squad. We were both unsuccessful ( we were told that if either one of us made it to the top of the pyramid it would pose ' a severe health and safety risk ' ) but our friendship grew from there and I can honestly say he is the one friend who I have never had an argument with, which if you know me is quite an achievement for both of us.

I have, along with my trusted companion and soon-to-be Dad Liam Williams, followed this blip since Day 1 but the last few weeks have been below par in terms of content, low points would include a picture of Paul's fridge and him discussing the weather. I'm hoping that my entry will alert Paul this fact so that he puts down his yuppy File-O-Fax and his copy of 'The Bridges of Britain' ( I never knew he liked bridges so much ) and pulls his finger out.

I didn't know what to take a picture of so I took one of me wearing my Elvis onesie ( which is very comfortable but ironically you can't wear it when your on the toilet ). To sign off I'll leave you with a quote I quite like;

'When I was 5 years old, my mother always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down 'happy'. They told me I didn't understand the assignment, and I told them they didn't understand life.'

- John Lennon

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