The Daily Mynci

By Funkymynci

Risking Arrest

The last time I took some photo's of the refinery at Grangemouth in my lunch hour I got stopped by security and chased by police back to my office. I thought I was just an amateur snapper taking pictures of foggy chimneys, but seemingly I was a grave risk to national security. I did point out that if I was up to no good I wouldn't point my camera at their chimneys in front of the main gate wearing a red puffa jacket, and I could get hi-res aerial photos of the whole installation on google anyway. They must have thought I was just using a cunning disguise and gave me the third degree anyway..

Today I thought I'd creep into a concrete pipe half a mile away as this would be far less suspicious, and being a bit further away, there would be less temptation to wreak major destruction and bring the country to its knees. If I don't blip tomorrow you'll know I'm blindfold on a military plane over the atlantic being waterboarded for my dangerously reckless behaviour.

Tomorrow I'll try and keep out of trouble and take pictures of kids in a school playground or something...

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