'Dnop'

I can't concentrate long enough to write today. There is a hicuping child climbing up my back who, in between hicups is whispering in my ear:

'can I go on the Cbeebies website? '
'can I go on the Cbeebies website? '
'can I go on the Cbeebies website? '
'can I go on the Cbeebies website? '
'can I go on the Cbeebies website? '

I'm in a scarier version of The Shining'.