The Terror of North London waits to strike.

Venturing outside his normal territory of lurking in the bath behind the shower curtain, waiting for naked women, the Terror turns his cross-eyed glare to the camera.

"You won't distract me from the fish, you weak and feeble woman," he beams.

If this cat is ever involved in some kind of alien space-ray accident, causing him to grow to 50 times his normal size.... Be afraid. Be very afraid.