Ahoy!

Ahoy! me buckos, this happens t' be t' international talk like a pirate day.
T' youngsters be away at camp, so I had t' use a substitute.
I hope it's t' your likin'.

It did produce t' perfect answer t' t' perenial female question, Does me bum look big in this?

Avast Behind, me Hearty!

Well, It be Friday!