Protection

3.45am wake-up, 4.15am taxi to the airport.

And, by just after midday we were ensconced in the swimming pool of the in-laws' holiday villa in Lanzarote. I was anticipating that it would take me a fair while to stop doing 'stuff' and start doing 'nothing', in reality it took mere minutes.

I had a tune running round my head as I was slapping on the factor whatever and although I'm well aware that it wasn't what the group are singing about it amused me nonetheless. It fits.