Teed Off

I know what they say about policemen with big balls, but I have no idea what is said about golfers with big tees.

Today was jolly exciting, amongst other things, including one of the Bitch Pack's birthday dinner this evening, I played golf.

I followed the stunningly good looking Andres Velencoso aka Kylie Minogue's boyfriend for 4 hours. He is the face of Chanel, and I tell you, he is hot, hot, HOT.

I bumped into Stoke City footballer, Peter Crouch by the loos. Fortunately my shimmy and dummy tackle prevented him from scoring.

For someone who is not a celeb spotter I think I done good.

Golf clubs are splendid places for meeting men, eating bacon butties, spotting wildlife, and playing golf.

I did not disgrace myself on or off the course.