Journey to the centre of the sofa

Here, my son is preparing to recreate a moment from the film "Journey to the centre of the earth" where the characters decide to take a ride on the very dodgy and unstable mine carts.

If the film was anything like real life, all three characters would have been dead in the first 20 minutes. Which I guess would have been a short and disappointing film. If there is a world in the centre of the earth, maybe they have a film called "Journey to the outer bit of the earth".

The leading lady managed to nearly drown, almost get eaten by a giant venus flytrap and fight off giant piranhas in a storm and still not have the kind of bad hair day I encounter by just simply waking up in the morning.