Daddie's Own Goop...

Boil a kettle of water.
Chop into small pieces, potatoe, butternut squash, carrot and sweet potatoe.
Put boiled kettle water onto stove and boil vegetables.
5 mins cooking.
Transfer vegetables to serving dish, fill and empty with cold water 3 times to cool.
Add some of the pre-cooked beef that everyone else is having.
Churn up with food processor.

Daddie's Own Goop, ready to serve.