Happy Easter

An Eggciting Eggcellent Eggtravaganza!

Don't put all your eggs in one basket, unless they're chocolate... then you can give them to me.

The only holiday where it is socially exceptable to eat chocolate for breaskfast. God I love Jesus!

The Easter Bunny arrived at 4am this morning and managed to scare the living crap out of the cat, who jettisoned themself out of the cat flap, obliterating it completely. I now have what can only be described as a large gaping hole in the door.