Dig a Pony

Some of the more, Australian, of my readers have asked for my posts to be rendered more, err, comprehensible. Questions were asked about whether I still lived on the same planet as the rest of humanity.

Bearing that in mind, and with no suspicion of dumbing down, here is today's post.

Dramatis Personae
Janet - A girl
John - A boy
Spot - A dog

"Look!" said Janet. "Look at the digger."
"The digger is big." Said John. "The digger is yellow."
See the big, yellow digger.
See Spot bark at the digger.
Spot does not like the digger.
See Spot express her feelings regarding the use of green belt sites instead of "brown field" regeneration by urinating on the big, yellow digger.