Diet of Champions!!

There is no doubting I eat like a champion! Any man who goes through 3 whole broccoli's a week must be a champion! A man who gave up sausage, steak and pasty's for lent is a champion! A man who will spend monday ona diet of sausage, steak and pasty's is a champion!

After a tough squash match which said champion lost 6 0!! The apparent champion needed a snack! The champion's favourite soft drink is oasis! 1 was not enough! The champion's new favourite crisps are 'kettle Chips' sweet chilli and sour cream crisps, 1 was not enough for the champion! So in the space of 45 minutes the champion ate 2 bags of crisps and drank 1litre of Oasis! The champion is now full!

Ironically in 6 days The champion has been at 5 different sporting events playing in 3! Everyone has ended in defeat! Maybe The Champion needs a new nickname! Feel free to send suggestions to me at anytime!

Av fun xx