Red trousers

Such a pose, such panache, such elegance, such Trousers.
Do what he says or he'll wear THOSE trousers.
What a beautiful day today in W Lothian.
Enhanced entirely by happy trousers.
This is M the mole catcher. These trousers are an essential part of the job - apparently! Each mole is humanely stuffed down the trews and thus transported to a nearby mole heaven - an ex quarry along the road a bit. Several motorists have crashed because they were startled by the all over sensuous wriggling of mole catchers trews as M strolled along the queens byeways