Shelter with quiff.

It may be sunny, but it is the North East of Scotland and we're shooting
by the sea today. Our producer has obviously never shot outside in Scotland.
She is wearing a chic outfit suited to strolling along La Croisette in Cannes.
A dark blue horizontal stripe jersey skirt (she has slim and gorgeous hips)
and contrasting sleeveless top. Gold flipflops with tiny beads
and a thin gold leather belt. The cameraman and I look at her and then
down at ourselves, thermals, rubber pants, parkers, boots/trainers.
The producer looks us up and down and says; 'should I put tights on?'

It's a good thing I have my rubber pants on.