Haffy Up

The grand old builder of Edinburgh.

He had a hundred men.

He dug a big hole next to the conference centre.

And filled it in again.

And then the building went up.

And the scaffolding started to come down.

But this little man was stuck halfway up.

And he didn't go up or down.




... or as Miss42 sings it:

Gran ol duke of York
Thousand men
March top o' ill
March down gen.
When they uppy
When they downy down
When they haffy up
Neither up down.