What was written on those postcards!

I decided to post the postcards I bought the other day.

I was unsure as to what to write on them, and then I remembered something I heard Dave Gorman say in his stand up tour. He said this would be the most amount of fun you could have for 50 pence, and he was right!

I apologize for my quite disgraceful handwriting, I assure you they were written by me and not a 3 year old with a broken hand.

For those of you struggling to read the card pictured above, I shall type it below.


Dear Postman,

I know I sent this to my home address, but it's YOU I wanted to write to. I know you read the postcards, you're only human.
I hope this doesn't seem to forward, but I don't feel able to approach you in real life. Would you like to go for a drink sometime? It doesn't have to be a date, we could just see how it goes. If you're interested just deliver this card. I'll know what it means.

Kisses.


Three of my mates will be getting a surprise tomorrow!