Black Gold

I had a tip off, so after a day talking sh*t I spent the late afternoon shovelling it.

Horse manure to be specific.

As much as I can fit in the back of my car, well actually Mrs Mart's car!

I found this grumpy goat in an adjacent paddock.

School concert thing tonight. I actually really look forward to these. It is always a pleasure hearing my children play; an evening marred only slightly by the inevitable 'performance of the yr 8 rock band. I understand that they will be massacring an Iron Maiden number tonight, when I think they should first be concentrating on perfecting 'Three Blind Mice.'

We will have our normal family sweepstake on how many performances include the Yr9 teachers favourite chav girl. I am going to go for 5.