One Million Miles An Hour

By AnnaChronism

Cat Bib!

My cat is a little neurotic, a bit crazy and loves to kill maim destroy chase native birds. When my neighbour told me she'd actually caught a bower bird the other day (and she isn't a very big cat) I knew something had to be done. So I ordered her a cat bib. It only affects their ability to pounce. She still climbs trees, eats lizards, grooms herself and all the other fun catty things. But she can't pounce, the bib gets caught under her feet. Although she does look quite silly, she doesn't seem to be bothered much by it, and it comes off once she's inside for the night.

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