Not Right

Do the people who design shop signs not proof read them?

I was sorely disapointed after seeing this ................. I couldn't find any in my size.

The Cygnet had to visit the doctor today - he hasn't been eating (or drinking) properly for two or three days.
The doctor thinks he has a urinary infection but wants a sample to confirm.
How the hell are we expected to do that? He is only a year and a half and refusing to perform other than in a nappy at the moment.

Interclub camera club competition in Linlithgow tonight