A Pun too far? (work it out)

Today signaled home time on our trip in the Dales, and the aches had naturally begin to set in. Cold showers set us off to a good start, while Darren set us off with his impeccable organisation on our final walk, held up by the pesky monkey butler. The jokes ranged from the awfulness of goats getting votes, to the sheer brilliance of sheepless in settle, all coming from the in house...lets say comedian.. Dave 'Don't mention his criminal past' ikin (honorary ikin of Car 1 for the weekend). Now could you put a price of the biggest waterfall in England? apparently the pub that owns the land its on can, £2. Now no body mention the signs that say do not climb behind the waterfall, but that is certainly not what me and my dad did anyway.... in all honesty it was pretty spectacular, but it just wasn't architectural, so instead here's a bridge, especially for Nick... pervert. The weekend was brilliant, and the Car journey, usually something i hate, was a highlight tbh, with Car 1 just a solid unit of banter, misdirection, and banging tunes, hats off the The Decemberists, The comedy stylings of Dave, the plannings of the greatest robberies, heartfelt stories, and the start of a gang. Watch this space!