Saving Private Snail

I got you man, stay with me.....

Just focus on the garden beds back home, I bet you have a lovely hermaphroditic snail partner back there who will be waiting to see you soon. Just think of her, er, him, er, them .....

That chive patch was hell, but I'll get you back, and that's a promise. Just hold on tight and we'll make it past this damn rosemary. The enemy has put some pellets down here, but we'll get through this minefield, trust me.

I tell you, in a years time I'll come and visit you in your garden bed; we'll sit out on the flagstones and munch down on some lettuce and we'll look back on this together. Hey - don't black out, stay with me!