Chinned

Yesterday, Andy found out - the hard way - why teachers tell you to keep six feet* on the floor.

While sitting in an improbable and inadvisable way, he slipped and whacked his chin off the kitchen table. It made the kind of sound that almost puts you off your dinner, to be honest. Almost.

Could have been much, much worse. But although this picture doesn't really show it, he's got a great odd-looking lump on his chin.


*"Your own feet, and all four of the chair's feet, boy!"