Irreconcilable differences

He was embarrassed by her cheap dresses.
She could no longer stand his obsessive metrosexuality.
He thinks she lacks in sophistication.
She's sure he lacks in masculinity.
He wore too much hair gel.
She wore too little make-up.
He thought her shabby as hell.
She thought him narrow minded and stuck up.

Their relationship was short lived, they had to part. That whole coitus was an error.
Fairplay, she blows him a kiss. He ignores her, in search of a mirror.