F is for Frog

"What you looking at then?"
"Did you see that?"
"See what?"
"In that car."
"What car?"
"That yellow one."
"What about it?"
"It was Kermit!"
"Go on."
"No, I swear it was Kermit."
"Nah."
"Yeah it was, he was waving."
"What would he be doing round here?"
"Well it looked like he was about to drive off the edge of the table."

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The Frog

What a wonderful bird the frog are-
When he sit, he stand almost;
When he hop, he fly almost.
He ain't got no sense hardly;
He ain't got no tail hardly either.
When he sit, he sit on what he ain't got - almost.

Anon

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No frogs were harmed in the making of this blip - almost.