Grannies Mugged Shock

Pensioners up and down the country are still reeling this morning from the news that their ice-cream allowance is to be frozen. George 'Evil' Osborne, the so-called 'Chancelor' said on the Today programme, 'This was a necessary simplification of the tax system and redistribution of ice-cream away from the fat-cat guzzlers. Anyway, it's not like they'll vote for anyone else, they're all Daily Mail readers'.

The leader of the opposition, Nick Clegg said, 'Make no mistake, we're right behind the so-called Chancelor, possibly'.

In other news, I got out on my bike for the first time this year and enjoyed the Spring sun, although the prospect of an old age without ice cream did dampen my spirits.

This is a blip of Braid Burn Park.