Love's Not The Same

I was expecting to have a good moan about the rubbish "mottos" they put on the Love Hearts these days.

Pleasantly surprised with this pack that there were no "Email Me", "Text Me" or "Fax Me" ones.

Fax me??

"Yah, yah fax me dharling, and while you're at it check out my amazingly huge 1980s not-so-mobile cellular telephone!"

I quite like the "Why not" in big letters.

I can't decide if it's seductive or indignant!

"You won't let me lick salad cream off your elbows.... why not??!" *

"Date me" " .....coz no one else will....and I know where you live!!"

There are two "Only you"s Because it's only you Monday through to Wed, it's a different only you Thursday to Saturday, then "Just You" takes over for Sunday.

:)


*totally not my thing. I'm more of a "nutella off your shin" kinda girl. **

**kidding!!! Peanut butter on your ankle. Ok. must stop now.