If you Slice it they will eat it

One casual, sunny morning, as the whole family was gathered in the living rm, I felt a strong desire to slice up a beautiful platter of fresh fruit we had purchased the day earlier. The wife and kids were amazed and impressed that I had taken charge of this task for their benefit and presented it to them so beautifully, especially since I spend little time "nurturing" my loved ones from the kitchen.
Little did they know, I did this all so I could snap a few quick ones without getting caught, while they lazed around, having no clue what I was really up to.

Enjoy