Fire!

Spent the day burning stuff.

I am the worst person ever to start a fire I've decided. I've decided that I could never be an arsonist frankly. Spent 30-45 minutes trying to start this fire and all I could think of was a spoof version of Prodigy's Firestarter.

Next time I'm buying half a gallon of petrol and being done with it.

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