Secret

What did you do at nursery today?

- It's a secret.

What kind of secret?

- I made a cake, and iced it, and put sprinkles on it, and wrapped it, and, with magic scissors the teacher made curly ribbons on it.

Wow. What colour is it?

- Pink. Pink icing. Pink sprinkles. Pink ribbon.

That's great. So is it a secret for Mother's day?

(pause)

- No. It's for me. Can I have it now?