Questions.

There are so many flying around like mad buds birds. Apologies - I was in Scotland last weekend and it's lingering.

What did Debussy's Father think of him? How do I work this? Does everybody feel the hair on the back of their neck tingle when they see Clay shouting, "I shook up the world!"? Can sadness live in the same room as sublime joy? If Peter Piper picked up a quid he found on the floor would people still talk about it? Is she really going out with him? If the first blade shaves you close and the second closer still, why do they bother having the first? Will my daughter ever understand why I was choking when I held her up to look at 'Sunflowers'? Will I? Why does it hurt when I pee? Where will it end? Is there any start to my talent? Can you speak a secret in public? Why Dale Winton? Why? Strange little girl, where are you going? If I watch 'The Great Escape' enough times will McQueen clear the fence? If I watch the 1999 FA Cup semi enough times will Bergkamp score that penalty? I'm ok, are you ok? Are you supposed to be fucking interested? How do you eat yours? What's the best cheesecake you've ever had? What was I thinking? If you had ten minutes left to live, what would you order at the bar? Ever wondered if we're doing it all wrong? Ever get the feeling you've been cheated? Ever wondered, "What if?"? Ever wondered, "What's if?"? Ever? Who knows? Who cares? Who left their shoes at the bottom of the stairs?

What does this feel like?



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