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"Mum Zara has had a wee in my bed" (I am surprised you mind as you roll around in fox poo and dont seem to have a problem eating Zara poo)

"Mum can I get up on the sofa and have a cuddle" (sorry Ferd I am trying to get all the craft fair prep done - running out of time. I know you had a lovely cuddle with your Daddy)

"Mum can I have a treat" (sorry Ferd but you are a chunky monkey, so no more treats)

"Mum is bed time going to earlier than last night" (yes Ferd)