AAAARRRRGGGGHHHHH

It`s not the fact that Ron has become plural by the omission of the apostrophe or the fact that he has has used a `Z` to spell `cuts` but how the hell can you not wait to have your hair cut.
`Excuse me Ron, can I just leave my head whilst I nip off to the bookies?`
`Here`s me wig Ron, just give it a trim for me, be back in a bit`