Sir Russ of SausageTown

Hello, me again. Back to complete my blip-diddy-blip hat trick for Mr Webb.

I realise my last blip was incredibly self involved. I focussed entirely on myself, only spoke about what i was up to and what my thoughts were. Sorry about that. That's typical of me.

So this time around i'm interested in you:

Whats your favourite word? (Column)
Who's your least favourite member of One Direction? (All of them)
If you could be any type of animal, where would you do a shit first? (Bear. John Barrowman's front garden)
What are your thoughts on escalators? (handy, but very odd if you walk up/down them when not working)
Which type of coat best represents your personality? (parka)
Sausages?

There are no right or wrong answers to these questions. Except for Sausages? The answer to that is of course "Yes please, wrapped in bacon if possible please" but the answers you give will provide an incredibly detailed analysis of what your future holds.

Especially if you like sausages.

Be lovely. x