Homebase

This is a picture of metal spikes and whoever owns Homebase thinks they will look good in your garden. But that's not the most interesting reason for me being here this morning.

The reason I am here is because Gary at the BBC has booked me to shoot Jeremy Clarkson drive a tank over Tower Bridge on Monday morning.

Now we're about to see who looks at the pictures and who reads the words.

I came to Homebase to buy a step ladder, because despite my problems with balance, I recon Jezza is better viewed from above.