JACK AND JILL

Jack and Jill went up the hill
To fetch a pail of gin
Jack fell down and broke his chin
And Jill was mightily displeased.
Oh, Lord yes she was, he was never going to hear the end of this. She'd had a very, very bad day at the office and then had to come home and cook the tea/dinner because Jack was not a new man (huh? was that not a decade ago when men shared the cooking, nay, even enjoyed the culinary experience?) So Jill had to make the tea, and then, having asked if there was anything on the television, was told it was football (oh, whooppee), and then was "tutted" at for tapping on the laptop. Say la vee.

I think I should go now. Hope to catch up up with you tomorrow, during my lunch hour at work ......