The wrong beach

Today I went to the wrong beach. Some days Porthkidney Sands is the most beautiful beach imaginable, all dune grass, golden sands and perfect turquoise sea. Other days, like today, it's all dog poo, crab legs and litter. But a manky beach is better than no beach and as today will be my last trip to the beach for a few days I found a sheltered spot and just sat breathing in the sea air and soaking up the poo view.