Fowl mind.

I'm pretty sure at least 3 of these are sexual positions.

Fancy a quick Linda Dick Chicken anyone?
I tried 'Turkey Saddles' once, but you really need to be
double-jointed. And I got cramp.
And as for the 3 bird roasts...



What is slightly worrying, is that I couldn't
find my reflection in any of the shots.

Have I died, but no-one has bothered to tell me?