And this

is what happens if you try to cook in the porch. Duke of Edinburgh Award safety training - we sacrificed a damaged tent to demonstrate. As it happen these tents are quite flame-retardant (see the side panel) , and the arsonists had to enhance the demo with some spilt Trangia fuel, or meths as it's known in the staff bar. The audience took the point, especially the flaming molten plastic which is best kept off your skin.