PA and badminton players required

Remarkable, I purchased a new jacket and a shirt today. Actually I think I need a PA, to get me clothes, advise me on my life choices.

"Well take this hat, wear these slacks, go and see this exhibition, what? Erm no don't try to be amusing sir, you are not drole."

Ok maybe I don't like the PA any more. Maybe he is sacked before he even started work on me.

Applicants can leave their cv.

In other news, badminton tonight with me against two for the fourth week running due to lack of numbers. As above, to prevent me having to play constantly against two people, applicants can leave their cv below, please ....

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