Sod off

Didn't you hear what I said?

Honestly, I've had enough.

I'm having a period, my tummy hurts and I keep thinking I need a wee. And I don't.
Lottie can't decide if she is a boy or a girl and keeps cavorting around me like some kind of lunatic. She is seriously beginning to piss me off. And she ignores my growls...god Mum, how thick is she?
And now you won't kick my ball and I can't smell my tea and I am SERIOUSLY beginning to lose my rag. So go away and leave me alone.

Unless you want to kick my ball.
Or feed me?
Please?
x